December 2011
325 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
xpartypoisonx:
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ DEVILS WE’RE RAISED BY FUCKING DEVILS
FRANK ANTHONY IERO WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR FATHER AND I??
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) nothing mom
When you press a toys button at a store and it...
when-moments-blog:
You just stand there staring at it for a second like:
Then you run:
When your Mom won't let you explain.
totally-relatable:
Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
When I first joined Tumblr I was like →
vanityluv:
funniest10k:
WTF is anon
WTF is a GIF
Wtf is the vowel between the l and r in Tumblr?
WTF do I do!
Now I’m Like
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
SOOOOO TRUE!!
Only true for the first one. I used to sit with my brother while he went through his dash so I knew almost everything already.
Reblog if your url doesnt have the word 'mermaid'...
panda-loves-pig:
yeah. keeping it original.
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
Reblog if you're bored and want anons.
seewhatseas:
meetmeatthehorizon:
my-world-my-view:
rainbow-hyped-happiness:
pleease? :) im boredd!
please !!!!!!!
pwees :) i’ll ask one back
pwease? c:
Getting messages on Tumblr....
polkadottedties:
Tumblr famous’ messages :
Tumblr famous’ reaction :
Mine :
My reaction :
pretty much…..
